What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What shouldn't you Google?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

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You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.